Q) What's the difference between men and women?
A) Women get an international holiday! And men don't!!
Note: Any stereotypes are for humorous purposes. Aranel and Hol are not feminists, and do, indeed, love the dudes in their lives (In a very homeschooled type of way that is) If anything in the post insinuates that men are idiots, then we didn't mean to say that out loud...
Today so happens to be that international holiday, so we're going to do a special post on why the women in your lives should be celebrated.
Here's to Women because ...
- Your mom is a woman.
- Three words...P, M, and S.
- Without women, there would be a scarcity of flower shops and chocolate factories
- Without women, there would be a scarcity of other human beings
- Not celebrating women makes women mad
- Mad women are unsafe
- Men would not feel guilt without women.
- Without women, dinner would be lunchables and top ramen
- Without women, the color pink would serve no purpose
- Without women, things just wouldn't smell good.
- Without women, men would have no reason to slay dragons.
- Women are just plain nice.
- Women look better in dresses than men do.
- If not for women, the laser printer, the bullet-proof vest, the Red Cross and the pouty lip would not exist.
- Giggling would cease to exist without women.
- Ya just can't live without women
So there you have it, folks. you see a woman today, give her a flower and a hug.
She might sue you for harrasment (for hugging her) and vandalism (by picking a flower from someone else's property), and she'll probably win (because she's a woman)
But at least you showed you cared!
Happy Day to all women!
~*Hol & Aranel.
