Phew.

I believe througout this ordeal, we have thus qualified ourselves to give you our advice. Yes, we have solved one of the most complicated types of problems there are..

Our own.

Namely:

Our own computer problems.

Computers add so much more strife when mixed with the word "problem." A problem is like the number "10", and different kinds of problems are exponents of that. Math problems are a lower exponent than marital problems, for example. Spaghetti sticking to the cieling and being found a week later would definitely be a six-digit figure. Computer problems would put an "err" on your calculator...before it burst into flames. Yes, the technology intended to make our lives easier and more organized have indeed made our lives more complex and driven the suicide rate up. Well? Ever hear of amish people jumping off of bridges?

But we got past some of the strifes blogger and our computers have caused for us, and are now free to post.

So why go through all the trouble in making this site? I'll tell you.
It started as I was doing a sudoku in a newspaper. No, I don't remember if it was simple, moderate or diabolical, but I don't think I ended up solving it anyway.

On the back page was the "Ask Abby" (who's, by the way, real name is "Jeanne Phillips") and other advice columns. I got into the habit of reading them to see if anyone else had problems of people creating sudoku puzzles that they know are impossible to solve (I'm on to you, Michael Mepham!)And while looking I discovered that some people's problems are pretty ridiculous (10 to the 1st power type problems...) and mostly deal with in-laws, pets, neighbors, and clowns. So that's why we're here. If you have ridiculous problems or questions, direct them to us so you'll get the ridiculous answer you deserve. If you have serious questions, you probably still deserve the ridiculous answer we'll give you.

As long as it makes you laugh.

So e-mail any one of us. We give advice, answer questions, and give our opinions on current events and daily frivolities.

And this is a net loss organization. We don't get any money. We give you a whole bunch of our $.02.

So we'll make sure our advice is worth as much. =D